Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don’t chew it do you swallow it or fight?
Well I got so much trouble in my life
I wish I could run and hide
Like a school boy when he’s feeling blue
Does your dog bite? No but he licks his chops as if he might
When mama puts her slippers down you know that it’s time for bed
Tell me do you wear your raincoat in the pouring sleet and snow?
Tell me do you always know the way that you should go?
Like a blind man when his eyes are sore
When your hair is combed just right do the neighbors stop and stare?
Do you drink your orange juice out of a can or do you drink it bare?
Did your parents ever ask when you were young and full of glee
“Will you still like me when your old just like me?”
Like an old man when his hair is grey