A watermelon man, what's he gonna do?
He might roll your way and stomp on your shoe
He might pick your house up, throw it on the ground,
And then laugh at you because you're wearing brown.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, watermelon man
He's got the best job in the whole wide land
He gets to eat all the watermelon he wants,
And he never has to worry about a thing.
(Verse 2)
A watermelon man, he's got it made
He's got a big, juicy watermelon for a head
A mouth that's always smiling and a heart of gold
He's the happiest man in the whole wide world.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, watermelon man
He's got the best job in the whole wide land
He gets to eat all the watermelon he wants,
And he never has to worry about a thing.
(Bridge)
So if you're feeling down, just remember the watermelon man
He'll put a smile on your face and make you feel happy too.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, watermelon man
He's got the best job in the whole wide land
He gets to eat all the watermelon he wants,
And he never has to worry about a thing.