Here we go again on another Jay and Silent Bob adventure
What the fuck happened last night was a big blur of fun for me
We got in a fight, got high and then we made a movie
Jay:
I'm Jay, the talkative one, y'know
I like to rap, I like to fight, and I like to make people laugh
Silent Bob is my best friend, he's the strong and silent type
But he's got a lot to say, he just doesn't say it
Silent Bob:
(nods)
Jay:
We're from Jersey, we're not from Hollywood
We're here to make movies, not to make money
We're here to have a good time, and if you're not having a good time
Then we're not doing our job
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
We're Jay and Silent Bob, and we're here to stay
Chorus:
Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob
We're the best friends you could ever have
We'll always be there for you, no matter what
Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob
We're the ones you can always count on
We'll never let you down, we're your friends for life
Jay:
I'm the Jayster, the Bobster is my bro
We're the best of friends, we'll always be there for each other
We're not afraid of anything, we'll face any challenge
We're Jay and Silent Bob, and we're here to stay
Silent Bob:
(nods)
Jay:
So if you're ever in trouble, just call us
We'll be there for you, no matter what
We're Jay and Silent Bob, and we're always here for you
Chorus:
Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob
We're the best friends you could ever have
We'll always be there for you, no matter what
Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob
We're the ones you can always count on
We'll never let you down, we're your friends for life