They say that William the Conqueror
Was a right royal swine
He invaded our country
And made us all pay a fine
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It's not true! It's not true!
It's not true, what they say
William the Conqueror
Was a big fat slob anyway
Verse 2
They say that King John was a coward
And ran away from the fight
But he didn't, he bravely fought
For England with all his might
Verse 3
They say that Henry VIII killed all his wives
That's not right either, he really loved them all
But some of them thought he was so annoying and so mean
They decided it would be better to just not be the queen
Verse 4
So remember, kids, don't believe everything you read
Or hear about history, it's not all true
And don't be too hard on our kings and queens
They did the best they could, with the times that they were in