What is the Harold song about?

"The Harold Song" is a humorous ditty about a man named Harold who is in unrequited love with his neighbor, Martha. The lyrics describe Harold's pining for Martha, and his attempts to win her over, such as sending her flowers and writing her love letters. However, Martha is not interested in Harold and eventually rejects him. The song ends with Harold lamenting his unrequited love and wondering what he will do next.

"The Harold Song" is a light-hearted and comedic take on the theme of unrequited love. It is often sung as a novelty song or as a comic interlude in a performance. The song has been recorded by a number of artists, including Allan Sherman, Tom Lehrer, and Neil Sedaka.