Rule #1: Never say "I'll be right back."
This is the most important rule of horror movies. If you say these words, you're as good as dead.
Rule #2: Don't have sex.
This is another surefire way to get yourself killed in a horror movie. If you're having sex, you're not paying attention to your surroundings and you're more likely to be caught off guard by the killer.
Rule #3: Don't drink or do drugs.
This will impair your judgment and make you more likely to make mistakes that could get you killed.
Rule #4: Trust no one.
Everyone is a suspect, even your friends and family. The killer could be anyone, so you need to be on your guard at all times.
Rule #5: If you see something, say something.
Don't be afraid to speak up if you see something suspicious. It could save your life or the life of someone else.
Rule #6: Don't go off alone.
There's safety in numbers, so always stay with a group of people. If you're alone, you're more likely to be targeted by the killer.
Rule #7: If you're being chased, don't run upstairs.
This is a classic mistake that people make in horror movies. If you run upstairs, you're just making it easier for the killer to catch you.
Rule #8: If you're in a fight, don't turn your back on the killer.
This is another sure way to get yourself killed. If you turn your back on the killer, they'll have a clear shot to kill you.
Rule #9: If you think you're safe, you're wrong.
The killer is always lurking and waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike. You can never let your guard down, even if you think you're safe.
Rule #10: Never reveal your secrets.
If the killer knows your secrets, they can use them against you. Keep your secrets to yourself and don't let anyone know what you're afraid of.