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What are some good castle jokes?

1. Why did the princess live in a castle tower?

Because it gave her a high-castle perspective.

2. What did the guard say when the king asked him who had built the castle?

"By Jove!".

3. Why did the castle fall down?

Because the jester kept saying it was full of hot air.

4. How do castles stay warm in the winter?

Because of the dungeons.

5. Why did the prince eat dinner in the castle courtyard?

Because the drawbridge always got in the way.

6. What can you catch that isn't cold?

A castle cold (caught inside a castle.)

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