1. Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other side!
(or: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!)
2. Why was the snake feeling blue?
Because he had the scales!
3. What do you call a snake that can’t stop talking?
A rattlemouth.
4. Why did the snake go to the doctor?
To get his rattle checked out.
5. Why didn't the python invite the boa constrictor to the party?
He didn't like having a boa constrictor at his parties
6. What did the baby snake say when he met a worm?
Is it lunchtime yet?