- Why didn't the first-floor stair go up to the second floor? It was scared.
- Why did the stair step down? To get to the next level.
- What did the stair say when it saw the elevator? I'll take the steps.
- Why did the carpet on the stairs get so angry? Because people were always walking all over it.
- What did one stair say to the other stair? I think we should take the elevator.